together we say, "HILA !"

got jokes to share, mun inda cali, elek sha :)

(1) a blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. the blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"you know, it's the weirdest thing, i have been asking that question all day, and each time i get a different answer"


(2) a blonde and a redhead are sitting together having drinks. the blonde girl noticed a man walking towards them with red roses. she said, "isn't that your husband, carrying all those roses ?"

the redhead said, "yes"

the blonde answered, "oh you're so lucky !"

the redhead said, "no, i'm not. all that means i have to spend the whole weekend flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart"

the blonde said, "oh my, don't you have a vase to put them in ?".

p/s : sorry, yellowish. cali wah bui.


(3) a highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car. as he peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde in the car was knitting.

he cranked down his window, yelled " PULL OVER !" at the top of his lungs.

"no!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF !"


p/s : yer guyz get it ??