a day in May

Oh my goodness. macam behabuk sudah blog ani, tahun ani this is the first time aku login and read the new posts which aku inda tahu ada orang update mwahahahahahaha caliiiiii.


apparently, everyone's sitting for june AS level, stress level increasing. haissssh.
so jangan mental-mental, mau jokes  ? aku hari ani super duper cali ni like veravishly ahax ahax to the summit of the highest mountain in the whole worldzz.


1) can February march ? no, but April may.
2) where do you drown a hipster ? in the mainstream.
3) what did the fish say when it ran into a wall ? Dam.
4) what do you call someone with no body and a nose ? nobody knows.
5) when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
6) what does a mermaid wear to math class ? an algae-bra.
7) what do you call an alligator in a vest ? an investigator.
8) what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison.
9) a friend showed me a rage comic on the Internet, but I already reddit.
10 ) I gave my dead batteries away. free of charge.
11) what do you call a mexican with rubber toe ? Roberto.
12) if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
13) I am so bright that my mother calls me son.
14) change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin ?


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i don't know if kamu faham these jokes, puns bah ni and etc.
i know some people require explanation for the jokes   -_______-
mun kamu faham, I will love you forever mwahahahaha apakan


bah bye, love you lots like jelly tots my dearest girls <3