Pages

Thursday, September 2, 2010

3rd post...TONIGHT O.O

I KNEW A BLONDE WHO WAS SO STUPID THAT .....

- she called me to get my phone number

- she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

- she tried to put M&M in alphabetical order

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

- she tried to drown a fish

- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

- she tripped over a cordless phone

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

- she studied for blood test

- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

- got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

- couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button

- when asked what the capital of California was, she answered C

- after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, she complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

.
.
.
.
that's all for tonight, syukurtah 3 posts just for jokes (which aku kecalian but idk if kamu faham or inda the jokes).

HAPPY HOLIDAY !

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN ! =)

p/s : important dates for this month ; hari raya ke-4, 29th, 30th :D

hot like mexico rejoice, roger and out !

No comments:

Post a Comment