JUST ENJOY THE SHOW

COOL THINGS WHEN I WAS CLICKING HERE AND THERE
banarnya banyak lagi tapi aku macam malas.

HAPPY FASTING

"I WASNT THAT DRUNK!"
"dude,you were in my pool trying to find Nemo".

i am sooooooooooooooooooooo tired, and hungry. Duhh, we all are.
Nampaknya Eleeza sudah ter-addicted arah lame jokes, oh well.

Why are Maths books so sad ?
Because they have a lot of problems!

What do you call 2 gay guys getting married?
Man United !

Where do cows go for fun?
The Moooooooooooooooon.

"Someday, I am gonna go to the sun"
"Dude, thats impossible, its too hot!"
"Then I will go in the evening"

Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Oh nevermind, it's too long.

I know a blonde who tryna kill a fish by drowning it.

What do Germans have for breakfast?
Nazi Lemak.

What do you call a fuse that doesnt know its gender?
conFUSEd

Why did the blonde tiptoe into the room filled with medicine?
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills up.

I have a friend with a rubber toe and his name is Roberto.

My friend David has lost his ID so we call him Dav.

Which burger comes from a royalty family?
Burger King.

What do you call a fight between two famous actors?
STAR WARS.

Did you hear about the blonde who wanted to go to the moon? She didnt go because she thought full moon meant there was no room for her.

What did the alkene say to the alkane?
"My name's Bond, Double Bond".

What bus crossed the ocean?
colomBUS.

.............okay enough, macam betimbun. happy reading and happy menyasak :D