because i love you the way you are

a man escapes from prison and breaks into a house to look for money and guns. he finds a young couple in bed.

he orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

while he's in there, the husband tells his wife :

"listen, this guy's an escaped convict. he spent lots of time in a jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. i saw how he kissed your neck. if he wants s*x, don't resist. do whatever he wants. satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. this guy is dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. be strong honey. i love you ! "

the wife answered :

"he wasn't kissing my neck. he whispered and told me that he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. i told him it was in the bathroom. be strong honey, i love you too ! "


.....twas 'HILA'riousss !