I KNEW A BLONDE WHO WAS SO STUPID THAT .....
- she called me to get my phone number
- she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
- she tried to put M&M in alphabetical order
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she tried to drown a fish
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- she tripped over a cordless phone
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- she studied for blood test
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
- got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
- couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button
- when asked what the capital of California was, she answered C
- after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, she complained that the other swimmers were using their arms
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that's all for tonight, syukurtah 3 posts just for jokes (which aku kecalian but idk if kamu faham or inda the jokes).
HAPPY HOLIDAY !
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN ! =)
p/s : important dates for this month ; hari raya ke-4, 29th, 30th :D
hot like mexico rejoice, roger and out !
Thursday, September 2, 2010
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