Siput Turbo

Friday, September 23, 2011

seriously

oh hey there :) hello!
assalamualaikum :)

it has been a long time i havent updated this blog,sorry i abandoned you blog :'(

ohh it isnt too late to greet..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATINN! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART PLEASE DO FORGIVE ALL MY SINS AND MISTAKES AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT HAS MADE YOU GUYS FELT OFFENDED OR HURT :')I AM NO PERFECT JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU GUYS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME? :') *BEGGING*

..right?

so exam's coming.. O AS A levels.. big exams that will decide whether or not you'll have the brightest future :o so to whoever sitting for this upcoming big exams, i wish you all a very goodluckk! do the very best that u can,give out your best,make your revisions paid off :) study smart and sembahyang and doa jangan lupa :))

amin we all get good excellent grades :') amin amin! doa doa jua usaha jangan lupa.. alright? :)

so i guess that it!

assalamualaikum :)

love,
ELEEZA

Thursday, September 8, 2011

salam lebaran

Assalamualaikum..

Minal 'Aidin WalFaizin - "Semoga kita semua tergolong mereka yang kembali (ke fitrah) dan berjaya (dalam latihan menahan diri)"

Ayd al-Fiṭr - "perayaan fitrah"

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. syawal kan sebulan..maka tiada istilah lambat di sini :)*esemen...*

okay, selamat hari raya.. awu balik2 biar kamu sangal, maafkan hamba Allah seorang ani.. zahir dan batin.

andai ada yg tebawa-bawa ke hati setiap kali berdampingan dgn aku. jgn simpan di hati,dsimpan krg jadi dendam.. buang tia yg keruh dan ambil yg jernih..

andai ada yg tersinggung dengan segala bait-bait yang keluar dari lidah yang tidak sopan pabila berbicara ani, ampun ku pinta...

andai ada langkah-langkah dan perbuatan yang sumbang dan sumbing dari pandangan mata setiap kalian, kesempurnaan tidak ku miliki.. tapi masih, hanya maaf ganya dpt ku ucapkan masa ani..

andai ada pertelingkahan dan perbalahan masam-masam manja atu(andg ada plg ne, yes leez hehe), hanya gurauan..bukan melampiaskan amarah atau dendam. mohon maaf jika terusik hati abis dangan semua~

gali gusi kamu mmbaca post ku ani ??? aku pun hahaha psl macam ahax sulku. TAPI ikhlas ne dari lubuk hati yg dalam :))))

last wordss
goodluck for the upcoming exams,
esp to leeza: moga cepat sembuh kakinya, bawa byk berehat ... exam nda lagi batah ne. bykkn bedoa, minta jauhkan dari segala penyakit dan malapetaka sama dberi kesihatan berpanjangan, aminn...

GOODNIGHT GIRLSS :)
selamat malam,
tidur yang nyenyak
mimpi yang indah..

Thursday, August 25, 2011

JUST ENJOY THE SHOW

COOL THINGS WHEN I WAS CLICKING HERE AND THERE
banarnya banyak lagi tapi aku macam malas.

Friday, August 5, 2011

HAPPY FASTING

"I WASNT THAT DRUNK!"
"dude,you were in my pool trying to find Nemo".

i am sooooooooooooooooooooo tired, and hungry. Duhh, we all are.
Nampaknya Eleeza sudah ter-addicted arah lame jokes, oh well.

Why are Maths books so sad ?
Because they have a lot of problems!

What do you call 2 gay guys getting married?
Man United !

Where do cows go for fun?
The Moooooooooooooooon.

"Someday, I am gonna go to the sun"
"Dude, thats impossible, its too hot!"
"Then I will go in the evening"

Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Oh nevermind, it's too long.

I know a blonde who tryna kill a fish by drowning it.

What do Germans have for breakfast?
Nazi Lemak.

What do you call a fuse that doesnt know its gender?
conFUSEd

Why did the blonde tiptoe into the room filled with medicine?
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills up.

I have a friend with a rubber toe and his name is Roberto.

My friend David has lost his ID so we call him Dav.

Which burger comes from a royalty family?
Burger King.

What do you call a fight between two famous actors?
STAR WARS.

Did you hear about the blonde who wanted to go to the moon? She didnt go because she thought full moon meant there was no room for her.

What did the alkene say to the alkane?
"My name's Bond, Double Bond".

What bus crossed the ocean?
colomBUS.

.............okay enough, macam betimbun. happy reading and happy menyasak :D