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Friday, August 17, 2012

keep calm and read this post

heloooooo adik-adik manis sekalian ~~~~~~
how are you people ? ahax

I wonder what are you guys doing since aku selalu keboringan, seorang diri di rumah, forever alone tahap melebihi 9000.
hanya memencilkan diri dengan show indonesia aja.
sesungguhnya aku semakin nggak okay hahahhaha, mungkin kepala agak pusing, al maklumlah lagi nggak enak badan. inda nyaman, jangan dimakan (hahahah what).

sorry kalau inda faham, aku saja-saja posting. inda ada dangan becakap hahahhahaha. okay.jpg

puasa inda lagi lama habis, then Raya. why am I not excited ? or nya orang poklen, "exited", heheheh.

sekali result  June AS pun inda lagi lama mengeluarkan dirinya di negara kita yang aman serta makmur ini yang tidak lama lagi inda akan menjadi makmur di dalam rumah kerana asyik dimarahi aja oleh ibu bapa, eseeeeeeeh camapa.
tapi mudahan saja excellent result, inda kana marah hohoho. yang over excellent atu jangan lupa belanja........jangantah mahal, sotong saja ;)    kek tapak kuda pun okay jua.

and aku banyak kan dibuat for magazine but look where am I, what am I doing. DI SINI KU PULANG BLOGGING tapi inda apa, setiap perbuatan harus ada rehatnya bak setiap ayat pasti ada koma dan titiknya, karang payah orang membaca, habis nafas. mun habis nafas cemana nah ? Inalillah jua tu hahhahahah (wth sar wth).

ternyata badan semakin naik, makin berat. hari atu lost 4 kg, malamnya gain berkilo-kilo hahahhahahahha apalah nasib. salah sendiri siapa suruh mengasak makanan macam inda lagi ada isuk lusa. tapikan makanan ani nyaman, food lover lah katakan. cinta mati bah itu.
tapi inda apa, teruskan usaha. tanpa usaha, ikhtiar, tawakal, doa dan penyerahan diri kepada Yang Maha Esa, tidak akan tercapai lah segala impian dan keinginan.

psssssssshhh apa aku cakap ani hahahah.
sebelum dibenci, dihina, dicaci, dicerca, dinista, baiklah hamba pacal yang hina ini mengundur diri tanpa menggunakan gear reverse kerana hamba bukan sebuah motokar, dan membiarkan yang membacanya terasa sasak sedikit.
disertakan dengan kalimat "SAKLIKAU MEMBACA EH", saya mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
halalkan segala makan minum selama ini, manatau inda sampat minta maaf hahahahha.

bah adios, love you lots like jelly tots ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ps: aku sakai pakai text colour so layan saja :)

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

hello again.

Oh, Assalamualaikum. :D
omg. i wonder kamu still open this blog kah inda.
and hello!!

SELAMAT BERPUASA EVERYONE!

i was bored, so aku browse through our group page in fb, and decided to stop by here.
and macam kana ditched sudah kan, so i thought, hey, post something eh to keep this blog alive, even though its impossible. so yeah. Here i am.

How's everyone?
aku rindu sangat sangat si Eleeza Kur :( macam ia saja kan yang balum ku jumpa~
aku rindu si zati buat mukanya yang mihir.
aku rindu alak alak si Dee bila ia ketawa.
aku rindu ampasan si gmah bila ia ketawa.
aku rindu si sar punya ketawa yang membarijap.
aku rindu liy punya tangan yang bergagar.
aku rindu random questions si syidah.
aku rindu everyone :(

ok. sampai disini sahaja ye. Thank you bye.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

a day in May

Oh my goodness. macam behabuk sudah blog ani, tahun ani this is the first time aku login and read the new posts which aku inda tahu ada orang update mwahahahahahaha caliiiiii.


apparently, everyone's sitting for june AS level, stress level increasing. haissssh.
so jangan mental-mental, mau jokes  ? aku hari ani super duper cali ni like veravishly ahax ahax to the summit of the highest mountain in the whole worldzz.


1) can February march ? no, but April may.
2) where do you drown a hipster ? in the mainstream.
3) what did the fish say when it ran into a wall ? Dam.

4) what do you call someone with no body and a nose ? nobody knows.
5) when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
6) what does a mermaid wear to math class ? an algae-bra.
7) what do you call an alligator in a vest ? an investigator.
8) what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison.
9) a friend showed me a rage comic on the Internet, but I already reddit.
10 ) I gave my dead batteries away. free of charge.
11) what do you call a mexican with rubber toe ? Roberto.
12) if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
13) I am so bright that my mother calls me son.
14) change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin ?


...................................................
i don't know if kamu faham these jokes, puns bah ni and etc.
i know some people require explanation for the jokes   -_______-
mun kamu faham, I will love you forever mwahahahaha apakan


bah bye, love you lots like jelly tots my dearest girls <3

Friday, March 16, 2012

3-leaf-clover

Assalamualaikum~

hari yang berlubang sudh tiba. HOLIDAYYY!
blog ani sikit lagi sampai haul. hahahaha dan bandingan semacamnya adalah
kalau emas sikit lagi bulih di zakat.
kalau kambing sikit lagi bulih dikorbankan.
kalau bapaku sikit lagi kan pincin. keh okeh.

just feel like exercising fingers before finishing up my hw..heeeh~ *mcmtah habis by tonight*

What i feel recently:

'We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sail'

'When Allah closes one door, He opens another'


p/s what happen to the shoutbox?

AssalamualaikumWarahmatullah

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Ed Sheeran - Lego House Lyrics (OFFICIAL VIDEO VERSION)



hear this song :)

*eargasm* lawa! enjoy listening ;)

past is past

assalamualaikum ;)

well hello there mate-y!! :D
woaaaaaaah it has been a really long time that i havent updated this abandoned blog :o
sorry okay,I HAVE A LIFE! ;P heheh.

what happened all this while?
last year and 2012:
-sat for AS
-got hospitalised(exaggerating on the words):p
-holi-holiday
-celebrated me baby fruits birthday <3
-celebrated me other half's birthday <3
-schooooollliooosss boring life starts
-meet me bestie girls :D
-AS RESULTS CAME OUT (unsatisfied) :'(
-EAT,SLEEP,EAT! <3

so yeaaah this year's gonna be hectic. am retaking AS because of my very very super 'satisfying' results. i regret not studying much last year but past is past, just gotta learn from it :( gonna jumble everything for AS and for THE BIGGEST TERRIFYING EXAM,ALEVEL. it's gonna be hard but hey if u want to live your dream,why give up that fast? :) SEMANGAT PEOPLE! let's face it,life has always been HARD! :")

....................IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT.......................
NYOHOHO RANDOM! BUT IT'S FACT :P FACE THE FACT :P


perasaaaan much ! i kid kid not child child or in other words,'JUST JOKE' hahahahah!

i kinda like chocolates a bit now.. im weird.. i talk nonsense..i type nonsense too..

emmmmm *the awakward moment when eleeza is typing but she has no idea what to type* but the awkward moment is not really that awkward..emmm say what?

I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK! :( SCHOOL LIFE NO FUN but im surely gonna miss it one day.. or is that even going to happen? emmm again.. say what?

ahhh well i end my crap here ;)

lots of love,
eleeza kur (adik miranda kur- victoria secret's model :p)againnn..say what?

Saturday, January 14, 2012

second post in 2012.

14.01.2012- saturday.
9.10 am

TARIKH KERAMAT.

why?
----> my height is now 152cm YAYYYYY!!!! kay aku excited.
(though i think measuring tapenya super error pulang. last yr aku 149.5cm...cam jauh jua tu. ~seeing is believing~ aku memajal diriku utk pecaya =D)


was having fitness test dis morning. =D

first time ever aku sit up 40++ shissshhh~ hahaha atu pun cheat, psl aku pigang blakang paha instead of shoulder. EHEX. then kajar2 pulang badanku tu LOL! bejalan simpang siur.

bah atu saja.pis

assalamualaikumWarahmatullah :)

Monday, January 2, 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

or should I say it HAPPY ZOIZ? zoiz is like 2012. geddit ?
and it's a mayan word for death.
well, it's not the end of the world yet.
the mayans must be crazy. well, they're not God so don't trust them.
but why am I talking about the Mayans ?

okay, let's get to the point.
I just wanna say

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheeeeeeeeeee

and tomorrow we're going back to school.
not to spoil anything but the result's gonna come out pretty soon too so yeah fuck it.

it's our final year, so let's work together, get amazing results and graduate happily ! :D

what ? graduate ? we're gonna graduate ?
ohhhhhh 7 years in MS is not easy, eh.
we cried, we laughed, we got angry and stuff.
sighhhhh, and we're gonna leave and we're not gonna see each other everyday like before.
sad.
now I love school.

and we're growing older, like wth I am gonna be 19 ??? 19 ???
next year 20 ? like ewwwwwww.
okay bitchy.

hahahahahah baruku sadar macam aku cakap english saja dari awal, setaie jua tu ah.
okay sorry for the nonsense I created and let's have fun !
SMILEEEEEEEEEEE

love you lots like jelly tots, bye ;)

Monday, December 19, 2011

cloud, rain, temparik

Assalamualaikum,

heyy few more days till new year.

ohhhh time why you fly? need more holidayss

aku ada baca dis lame thing 'im so broke that i cant even pay attention' geddit?
hehe dis is so me!!

kg rimba kg pasai,
buuhbyyeee :))

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

segaris :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JarggASS!! ops DK ZAYASMALINA PG YAMIN :)) I reached a bit late to wish you for your birthday :( *a bit zati!!??? :< tekarang~ haha*

20/10/2011..bnrnya, i was planning to wall you pukul 8.12 pm msa ur birthday sariatu. so that it would appear jd like this. 20/10/2011 at 20.12 ----> 2010.2011.2012 tpi i had something up that nite kali lupa tiaku :(((

Anyway selamat 'telat' hari jadi juga kepada NURDIYANA MISLI serta RASYIDAH JOFFRI AND selamat 'bakal' harijadi kepada DK AZHIMAH SAHAR. semoga semuanya panjang umur, murah rezeki, elok kesihatan, bahagia berpanjangan, hidup penuh keberkatan. I wish you guys a happy and cheerful life ahead. Live every moment, today and always <333

ANNDDD~ a verry good luck to you all. exam fever hangat terasa. jgn sampai demam bnar2. jaga kesihatan, sleep well, eat well. habis sudh ayat2 ku. maka ku berhentikan saja sampai setakat ini.

BUT, ani ani ani aku suka :)))

"Sesunguhnya kamu akan dapat melihat Allah SWT seperti mana kamu melihat bulan ini. Kamu tidak akan bersesak-sesak untuk melihatNya" Riwayat Al Bukhari. :')

"memang sukar menyedarkan orang dari tidur, sukar lagi menyedarkan orang yang sudah bangun" :')

and last

"People hurt you, God will heal you. People humiliate you, God will magnify you. People judge you, God will justify you"

assalamualaikumWarahmatullah~

Friday, October 7, 2011

DREAM ON

hello people, i was fooling around arah tumblr and then i saw this post about creativity, by using a baby named Mila :)

then aku googled the baby's mama punya nama and found her blog. I AM MIND BLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWN pasal ia creative banar-banar :D
arah google banyak tu gambar baby nya yang ia tambah-tambah.

the mama punya nama Adele Enersen.
and this is her blog : www.milasdaydreams.blogspot.com
or just google Adele Enersen, you'll find her.
liat image lah jua arah google, that's her babyyyyyyyyy <3

so, keep on dreaming but the best way to make your dream come true is by waking up :)
sssseh deep.
okay, have a good day !

Friday, September 23, 2011

seriously

oh hey there :) hello!
assalamualaikum :)

it has been a long time i havent updated this blog,sorry i abandoned you blog :'(

ohh it isnt too late to greet..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATINN! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART PLEASE DO FORGIVE ALL MY SINS AND MISTAKES AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT HAS MADE YOU GUYS FELT OFFENDED OR HURT :')I AM NO PERFECT JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU GUYS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME? :') *BEGGING*

..right?

so exam's coming.. O AS A levels.. big exams that will decide whether or not you'll have the brightest future :o so to whoever sitting for this upcoming big exams, i wish you all a very goodluckk! do the very best that u can,give out your best,make your revisions paid off :) study smart and sembahyang and doa jangan lupa :))

amin we all get good excellent grades :') amin amin! doa doa jua usaha jangan lupa.. alright? :)

so i guess that it!

assalamualaikum :)

love,
ELEEZA

Thursday, September 8, 2011

salam lebaran

Assalamualaikum..





Minal 'Aidin WalFaizin - "Semoga kita semua tergolong mereka yang kembali (ke fitrah) dan berjaya (dalam latihan menahan diri)"

Ayd al-Fiá¹­r - "perayaan fitrah"

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. syawal kan sebulan..maka tiada istilah lambat di sini :)*esemen...*

okay, selamat hari raya.. awu balik2 biar kamu sangal, maafkan hamba Allah seorang ani.. zahir dan batin.

andai ada yg tebawa-bawa ke hati setiap kali berdampingan dgn aku. jgn simpan di hati,dsimpan krg jadi dendam.. buang tia yg keruh dan ambil yg jernih..

andai ada yg tersinggung dengan segala bait-bait yang keluar dari lidah yang tidak sopan pabila berbicara ani, ampun ku pinta...

andai ada langkah-langkah dan perbuatan yang sumbang dan sumbing dari pandangan mata setiap kalian, kesempurnaan tidak ku miliki.. tapi masih, hanya maaf ganya dpt ku ucapkan masa ani..

andai ada pertelingkahan dan perbalahan masam-masam manja atu(andg ada plg ne, yes leez hehe), hanya gurauan..bukan melampiaskan amarah atau dendam. mohon maaf jika terusik hati abis dangan semua~

gali gusi kamu mmbaca post ku ani ??? aku pun hahaha psl macam ahax sulku. TAPI ikhlas ne dari lubuk hati yg dalam :))))

last wordss
goodluck for the upcoming exams,
esp to leeza: moga cepat sembuh kakinya, bawa byk berehat ... exam nda lagi batah ne. bykkn bedoa, minta jauhkan dari segala penyakit dan malapetaka sama dberi kesihatan berpanjangan, aminn...

GOODNIGHT GIRLSS :)
selamat malam,
tidur yang nyenyak
mimpi yang indah..

Thursday, August 25, 2011

JUST ENJOY THE SHOW

COOL THINGS WHEN I WAS CLICKING HERE AND THERE
banarnya banyak lagi tapi aku macam malas.













Friday, August 5, 2011

HAPPY FASTING

"I WASNT THAT DRUNK!"
"dude,you were in my pool trying to find Nemo".

i am sooooooooooooooooooooo tired, and hungry. Duhh, we all are.
Nampaknya Eleeza sudah ter-addicted arah lame jokes, oh well.

Why are Maths books so sad ?
Because they have a lot of problems!

What do you call 2 gay guys getting married?
Man United !

Where do cows go for fun?
The Moooooooooooooooon.

"Someday, I am gonna go to the sun"
"Dude, thats impossible, its too hot!"
"Then I will go in the evening"

Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Oh nevermind, it's too long.

I know a blonde who tryna kill a fish by drowning it.

What do Germans have for breakfast?
Nazi Lemak.

What do you call a fuse that doesnt know its gender?
conFUSEd

Why did the blonde tiptoe into the room filled with medicine?
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills up.

I have a friend with a rubber toe and his name is Roberto.

My friend David has lost his ID so we call him Dav.

Which burger comes from a royalty family?
Burger King.

What do you call a fight between two famous actors?
STAR WARS.

Did you hear about the blonde who wanted to go to the moon? She didnt go because she thought full moon meant there was no room for her.

What did the alkene say to the alkane?
"My name's Bond, Double Bond".

What bus crossed the ocean?
colomBUS.

.............okay enough, macam betimbun. happy reading and happy menyasak :D

Friday, July 29, 2011

my supergreat grandfather is so great

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh~~

have a kit kat :D

















Sekian, semoga kit kat nya habis kamu makan :D

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Dragon, the cactus.

EH EH u guys!
U guys remember this cactus?
yang ku bali masa form 4? :D
MAIGAH!
MAJU JAYA WAH IA AH! XD
more than two years barutah kan berbunga XD
tapi balum. maybe tunggu August kali :D since i bought this time August 2009 :3
HEEEE~
i thought mati sudah :( but then masa tadi aku bored bored. terjumpa! HEHEHEH
ada ribbon lagi masih tu eh LOLOL!
kan masuk 3years sudah ni! :D


NI!
(aku buat 'Zayas punya' so that orang inda ngambil :3)
aku taruh di skulah jua. lol
setiap hari dibagi air. hahaha
then inda tahan, bawa balik ke rumah.
cali jua eh. ^^
and atu. 1808. date aku bali. so birthday nya.
and birthday this korean dude. GD baby baby baby! :D LOL!


SO YEAH.
BANARNYA AKU JOBLESS. :3
inilah kisah Zayas yang keboringan.

dan...
inilah suasana time ani dirumah.
sunyi.
ibu bapa jalan.
baru habis assessment. so relax sikit.
but then~
how meh for another 3weeks? :O




lol


LOL.
kuat jua aku tu ah.
3 hari ish ish bangkak knee ku :3
purple+biru+hijau. maigah.
hahaha
alright.
bye. :3

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Toblerone

assalamualaikum bebehs :D

selamat bercuti btw :D
walaupun besok2 sudh mulai sekolahan...n nex qualifying,(saja kan dampen the mood)
n nex puasa...lpsatu raya,yay(saja kan memulihkan semula mood)
then EXAM!!ah!~nada beusul kan As ne aku ah~(saja kan mematikan mood)

mls ku ckp psl school life eh :/

last tuesday hehehe..aku,liy,zeerul,qilah,marul,leeza and atip liat wyg.leeza and daleng liat ali2 crita antu.so,tinggal the rest liat x-men first class..for me it was quite siuk.wow jualah maybe psl durg punya power atu kali <3 tpi endingnya mcm cematu2 saja.overall guilty ku plang tu...mcm ngacau urg dating HAHAHAHA sorry people,luv u ;)

n zayas!!!lawa pictos dbawah ah!!:DD nanti,klu aku kawin ah~orait jeng.yaw,Beast perform d malaysia.ticket free.mcm shit kan.erghh..mcm erghhh.how?menyebarang tani? haha

sarr..rawr heyho.aku baca novel baru.cali brabis critanya!! :D And lagi satu apanah,aku lupa pinjam cinta sufi..haha aku pun baru ingat ah~nanti tah kali eh..

KAMU!!!! ;) *sexy?* haha

dengan segala hormat dan sukacita,ingin saya mengundurkan diri.

selamat mlm,
tidur yg nyenyak,mimpi yg indah :)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

something something~ :S

HEY BABES :3
HOWS YOU GUYS PUNYA HOLIDAY SO FAR? :D
aku? FUN. :3 not really, masa the first few days of hols pulang saja, haha.
then esuk nya seriously, jobless. =_=
this is what i gort when jobless. dirumah ani nada jua barang2 yang siuk digambar. so yeah. still =_=





Aku suka liat barang2 yang kana recycled.
mama ku selalu kana bari dari tempat kerja nya. mun ia attend something pasal green.
balik rumah dangan beg basar tu, banyak barang barang recycled.
i likeee this one. got post-it oso.

Then note book~


(SAJA SAJA) :3


this one. untuk CD/DVD.... iono from apa :O


2G Pendrive~
And.... yeah. ahahhahha sampah damit :3
haha.


SORRY. malas arrange the gambars. =_=
antah menyusahkan. so yeah. paham paham lah :D HAHA.

Imma go now. packing clothes and stuff for 3days 2nights, sleepover arah Rose. OH YEAHH!!
SEE YOU GUYS SOOOOOON (outing ah. :P)
LOVE YOU ALL. :D