keep calm and read this post

heloooooo adik-adik manis sekalian ~~~~~~
how are you people ? ahax

I wonder what are you guys doing since aku selalu keboringan, seorang diri di rumah, forever alone tahap melebihi 9000.
hanya memencilkan diri dengan show indonesia aja.
sesungguhnya aku semakin nggak okay hahahhaha, mungkin kepala agak pusing, al maklumlah lagi nggak enak badan. inda nyaman, jangan dimakan (hahahah what).

sorry kalau inda faham, aku saja-saja posting. inda ada dangan becakap hahahhahaha. okay.jpg

puasa inda lagi lama habis, then Raya. why am I not excited ? or nya orang poklen, "exited", heheheh.

sekali result  June AS pun inda lagi lama mengeluarkan dirinya di negara kita yang aman serta makmur ini yang tidak lama lagi inda akan menjadi makmur di dalam rumah kerana asyik dimarahi aja oleh ibu bapa, eseeeeeeeh camapa.
tapi mudahan saja excellent result, inda kana marah hohoho. yang over excellent atu jangan lupa belanja........jangantah mahal, sotong saja ;)    kek tapak kuda pun okay jua.

and aku banyak kan dibuat for magazine but look where am I, what am I doing. DI SINI KU PULANG BLOGGING tapi inda apa, setiap perbuatan harus ada rehatnya bak setiap ayat pasti ada koma dan titiknya, karang payah orang membaca, habis nafas. mun habis nafas cemana nah ? Inalillah jua tu hahhahahah (wth sar wth).

ternyata badan semakin naik, makin berat. hari atu lost 4 kg, malamnya gain berkilo-kilo hahahhahahahha apalah nasib. salah sendiri siapa suruh mengasak makanan macam inda lagi ada isuk lusa. tapikan makanan ani nyaman, food lover lah katakan. cinta mati bah itu.
tapi inda apa, teruskan usaha. tanpa usaha, ikhtiar, tawakal, doa dan penyerahan diri kepada Yang Maha Esa, tidak akan tercapai lah segala impian dan keinginan.

psssssssshhh apa aku cakap ani hahahah.
sebelum dibenci, dihina, dicaci, dicerca, dinista, baiklah hamba pacal yang hina ini mengundur diri tanpa menggunakan gear reverse kerana hamba bukan sebuah motokar, dan membiarkan yang membacanya terasa sasak sedikit.
disertakan dengan kalimat "SAKLIKAU MEMBACA EH", saya mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin.
halalkan segala makan minum selama ini, manatau inda sampat minta maaf hahahahha.

bah adios, love you lots like jelly tots ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ps: aku sakai pakai text colour so layan saja :)

hello again.

Oh, Assalamualaikum. :D
omg. i wonder kamu still open this blog kah inda.
and hello!!

SELAMAT BERPUASA EVERYONE!

i was bored, so aku browse through our group page in fb, and decided to stop by here.
and macam kana ditched sudah kan, so i thought, hey, post something eh to keep this blog alive, even though its impossible. so yeah. Here i am.

How's everyone?
aku rindu sangat sangat si Eleeza Kur :( macam ia saja kan yang balum ku jumpa~
aku rindu si zati buat mukanya yang mihir.
aku rindu alak alak si Dee bila ia ketawa.
aku rindu ampasan si gmah bila ia ketawa.
aku rindu si sar punya ketawa yang membarijap.
aku rindu liy punya tangan yang bergagar.
aku rindu random questions si syidah.
aku rindu everyone :(

ok. sampai disini sahaja ye. Thank you bye.

a day in May

Oh my goodness. macam behabuk sudah blog ani, tahun ani this is the first time aku login and read the new posts which aku inda tahu ada orang update mwahahahahahaha caliiiiii.


apparently, everyone's sitting for june AS level, stress level increasing. haissssh.
so jangan mental-mental, mau jokes  ? aku hari ani super duper cali ni like veravishly ahax ahax to the summit of the highest mountain in the whole worldzz.


1) can February march ? no, but April may.
2) where do you drown a hipster ? in the mainstream.
3) what did the fish say when it ran into a wall ? Dam.
4) what do you call someone with no body and a nose ? nobody knows.
5) when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
6) what does a mermaid wear to math class ? an algae-bra.
7) what do you call an alligator in a vest ? an investigator.
8) what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison.
9) a friend showed me a rage comic on the Internet, but I already reddit.
10 ) I gave my dead batteries away. free of charge.
11) what do you call a mexican with rubber toe ? Roberto.
12) if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
13) I am so bright that my mother calls me son.
14) change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin ?


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i don't know if kamu faham these jokes, puns bah ni and etc.
i know some people require explanation for the jokes   -_______-
mun kamu faham, I will love you forever mwahahahaha apakan


bah bye, love you lots like jelly tots my dearest girls <3

3-leaf-clover

Assalamualaikum~

hari yang berlubang sudh tiba. HOLIDAYYY!
blog ani sikit lagi sampai haul. hahahaha dan bandingan semacamnya adalah
kalau emas sikit lagi bulih di zakat.
kalau kambing sikit lagi bulih dikorbankan.
kalau bapaku sikit lagi kan pincin. keh okeh.

just feel like exercising fingers before finishing up my hw..heeeh~ *mcmtah habis by tonight*

What i feel recently:

'We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sail'

'When Allah closes one door, He opens another'


p/s what happen to the shoutbox?

AssalamualaikumWarahmatullah

Ed Sheeran - Lego House Lyrics (OFFICIAL VIDEO VERSION)

hear this song :)

*eargasm* lawa! enjoy listening ;)

past is past

assalamualaikum ;)

well hello there mate-y!! :D
woaaaaaaah it has been a really long time that i havent updated this abandoned blog :o
sorry okay,I HAVE A LIFE! ;P heheh.

what happened all this while?
last year and 2012:
-sat for AS
-got hospitalised(exaggerating on the words):p
-holi-holiday
-celebrated me baby fruits birthday <3
-celebrated me other half's birthday <3
-schooooollliooosss boring life starts
-meet me bestie girls :D
-AS RESULTS CAME OUT (unsatisfied) :'(
-EAT,SLEEP,EAT! <3

so yeaaah this year's gonna be hectic. am retaking AS because of my very very super 'satisfying' results. i regret not studying much last year but past is past, just gotta learn from it :( gonna jumble everything for AS and for THE BIGGEST TERRIFYING EXAM,ALEVEL. it's gonna be hard but hey if u want to live your dream,why give up that fast? :) SEMANGAT PEOPLE! let's face it,life has always been HARD! :")

....................IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT.......................
NYOHOHO RANDOM! BUT IT'S FACT :P FACE THE FACT :P


perasaaaan much ! i kid kid not child child or in other words,'JUST JOKE' hahahahah!

i kinda like chocolates a bit now.. im weird.. i talk nonsense..i type nonsense too..

emmmmm *the awakward moment when eleeza is typing but she has no idea what to type* but the awkward moment is not really that awkward..emmm say what?

I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK! :( SCHOOL LIFE NO FUN but im surely gonna miss it one day.. or is that even going to happen? emmm again.. say what?

ahhh well i end my crap here ;)

lots of love,
eleeza kur (adik miranda kur- victoria secret's model :p)againnn..say what?

second post in 2012.

14.01.2012- saturday.
9.10 am

TARIKH KERAMAT.

why?
----> my height is now 152cm YAYYYYY!!!! kay aku excited.
(though i think measuring tapenya super error pulang. last yr aku 149.5cm...cam jauh jua tu. ~seeing is believing~ aku memajal diriku utk pecaya =D)


was having fitness test dis morning. =D

first time ever aku sit up 40++ shissshhh~ hahaha atu pun cheat, psl aku pigang blakang paha instead of shoulder. EHEX. then kajar2 pulang badanku tu LOL! bejalan simpang siur.

bah atu saja.pis

assalamualaikumWarahmatullah :)